I have a theory that The Emoji Movie will kill all human life on earth.
My theory is that when the emoji movie releases, suicide rates will peak, the economy will collapse, and overall all hope will be lost.
Why will this movie do that, you may ask?
BECAUSE IT'S A SHIT IDEA
NOBODY'S GOING TO WATCH THIS FUCKING MESS
IT IS GUARANTEED TO BE THE FUCKING STUPIDEST MOVIE TO EVER HIT CINEMAS.
EMOJIS ARE FUCKING SMILEY FACES YOU SEND WITH YOUR PHONE
WHAT FUCKING "DEEP PLOT" WILL HAPPEN
IN A FUCKING MOVIE
ABOUT
FUCKING
YELLOW
SMILEY-FACES
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"Let's make a movie about smiley faces you send to your friend with your phone."
THE MOVIE COMPANIES ARE TRYING TO BE "HIP AND TRENDY" BY PUTTING EVERYTHING KIDS EAT UP INTO A MOVIE.
EXAMPLES:
The Emoji Movie
The Vine Movie
The Music.ly Movie
The Jacob Sartorius Movie
One Direction: The Movie
The Whip Movie
The Whip Movie 2: Dab
The Whip Movie 3: Quan
Neon Genesis Whipvangelion: The End of Whipvangelion
The Pewdiepie Movie
The Minecraft Movie (this movie is actually fucking happening btw)
Please, do yourself a favor, and
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